Life journey of Chinese, Americans, Europeans, Africans, Middle Easterners, Indians, and North Koreans
Life journey of a Chinese
o to 10 years old: Be forced to learn to master various skills for the sake of gaining face and certificates
10 to 20 years old: Wars against mountains of books
Age 20 to 30: Send millions of resumes to get a job
30-40 years old: Become a veritable house slave
40-50 years old: Abandon all political ideology; focus on a humble life
50-60 years old: Maintaining good health becomes a top priority
60-70 years old: owns a house
70-80 years old: Settle down and live out one’s twilight years
Prior to death: Find it impossible to settle down
Life Journey of a European
0-10 years old: Join the school band; learn how to play classical music and such
10-20 years old: Start one’s own band mainly for the sake of practice
20-30 years old: Heavily influenced by Gothic music
30-40 years old: Band officially goes black metal
40-50 years old: Nostalgic of childhood, and regress into a life full of color
50-60 years old: settle down and live a humble life
60-70 years old: Go to church for redemption of life’s sin
70-80 years old: Be taken good care of by kids
After death: Owns a huge piece of land property
Life Journey of an American
0-10 years old: Mainly consists of group field trips
10-20 years old: Fall in love and follows dreams
20-30 years old: Find a stable, ordinary job
30-40 years old: Own a house and car(s)
40-50 years old: Take vacation despite stress from work
50-60 years old: Family is everything
60 years old: Start writing a memoir
Older: Live comfortably while aging
Before death: Usually buried in a public cemetery
Life Journey of an African
0-10 years old: Suffer from famine
10-20 years old: Live a collective life
20-30 years old: Become a strong labor for the tribe
30-40 years old: Help the tribe out while struggling to feed the entire family
40-50 years old: Rise to the status of chiefdom
50-60 years old: Organize tribal activities
60 years old: “Now that the Chief is old and immobile, should we eat him?”
Then you find yourself in a splendid bon fire party…As an entrée.
After death: Become part of nature that you worshipped in awe
Life Journey of a Middle Easterner
0-10 years old: Parents are oil tycoons; enjoy a few years of wealthy life
10-20 years old: Join the military to defend Middle East
20-30 years old: Retire from the military, finds it difficult to pump out extra testosterone, and hence joins a terrorist organization
30-40 years old: On a sacred mission as a suicide bomber
40-50 years old: Well, nothing ensues.
50-60 years old: Nothing ensues.
60-70 years old: Still nothing.
70-80 years old: Really, nothing.
Before death: OK fine: you were dead long time ago, remeber?
Life Journey of an Indian
0-10 years old: Like most of the Indians, spends childhood in a slum
10-20 years old: Major in IT due to pressure from parents
20-30 years old: You fed up with not being able to express your own opinion, you escaped from parents to the U.S. and A.
30-40 years old: Parents called: the marriage they arranged for you when you were a child is due now!
40-50 years old: You give birth to 12 kids and the family live in the U.S.
50-60 years old: Go back to India despite peer pressure
60-70 years old: Force your 12 kids to learn IT by spending all your life savings to pay for their tuition
70-80 years old: After all these years, you return and live in the slum
Then you rest in piece.
Life Journey of a North Korean
0-10 years old: This man is my hero
10-20 years old: This man is my hero
20-30 years old: This man is my hero
30-40 years old: This man is my hero
40-50 years old: This man is my hero
50-60 years old: This man is my hero
60 years old: NO ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
And you cry your heart out
And then you’re dead.
黄鑫 The last one is a bad joke
于云武 The North Korean one is funny
戴岩泽 If we go on like this, a Chinese with a stable job may not be able to pay out the house mortgage even at his 70s
何欣阳 Gomes Us learning all music skills is called “being forced” while Europeans are being classic and noble. People who wrote this article, you don’t have to worship so much the foreign things. It makes me sick.
何世鹏 We all end up dead
杨卓 It’s somehow too extreme
石鼎然 The Indian one is fun
曹聪 The North Korean one is very funny
李政斌 It’s amazingly well done
郭含 What we fought hard all our lives,, Americans can have them so easily,,So we can’t compare it,,It’s better not to compare
邹楠It’s got right down to the matter
司仰宸 It’s not real
赵美香 Bullshit！Don’t lose control to please the public
唐玉龙 All bullshit!
李立杭 See? This is the regional difference
吴明轩 Very sharp
叶嘉纬 You can find all versions of these in America, without North korea though
段立新 Bullshit…It’s so fake
许世龙 There’s no choice. You can’t change the fact you were born in China and every country has its own advantages and disadvantages. You don’t know that without experiencing it.
朱震清 You could be shot dead for no particular reason in foreign countries…
闫敬博 Chinese people’s lives are full of challenges
左盛光Orz Stupid! How many Chinese are waiting until 60s to have a house? The way you said it, it’s like foreigners never studied
解琬 Wear oneself during the whole life
韩立然 Take all these as a joke
湤劍♥Punk No matter what, we can’t avoid death
梁耀华 Classic!! It’s quite incisive!!
巫俊勇 It’s so funny…
袁黎明 It’s only because we focus on different things !
黄津 The life pace in Europe is very slow, which suits well humains laziness
蔡志伟 You watch too many movies
王 点 The lives of Americans are so good ~
郭正浩 The reason why Chinese people are like this, isn’t it because of the massive population?
曹迪 Actually it’s good to be in China!