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December 18, 2010No Comments

News photo of snowy weather exposes extramarital affair

From Mop.com and douban.com Saturday, a news photo of pedestrians shivering in the chilly wind comes with the story The First Snow of This Winter on the front page of Wuxi Daily. The next day, a man made a phone call to the newspaper, lodging a complaint that the photo has captured him and his mistress [...]

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December 6, 20102 Comments

China’s largest animal migration: 1,500 stray dogs relocated to new shelter

From Xinhua On the bus, a volunteer uses wooden planks to block bus entrance and exit to prevent dogs from running away. Dogs ride the bus to their new home. Saturday, as the last carful of stray dogs were shipped into the new shelter, relocation of Ping’an-Afu Base for Stray Dogs came to an end. The [...]

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December 5, 20105 Comments

Chinese uptown girl posts pictures to flaunt wealth; netizens’ comment

From Mop.com 小和尚女施主: I really don’t get it. What are these second-generation rich people driving at? No one envies you because you are rich. Every one has their fate. Even if you were born with a silver spoon in your mouth, you don’t have to be so arrogant. It’s your own business if you drive [...]

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December 4, 20104 Comments

Funny dance by Chinese chengguan (city management personnel) makes a mark; netizens comment

Unblocked version here Jing’s note: Chengguan, or China’s city management and law enforcement personnel, are notorious in China for often brutally and inhumanely treating street vendors and tramps, sometimes by beating them and other times by destroying their businesses, and driving them away. Chinese people in chorus detests the powerful and sympathize with the bullied and [...]

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December 4, 2010No Comments

China’s toll stations of all kinds: from the makeshift to the state-of-the-art

From Netease The toll bar The sign reads “toll” The notice says “The road is bumpy and inconvenient for transportation. It requires maintenance and renovation urgently. From November 2, all vehicles passing are charged a ‘maintenance and renovation fee’, which is 10 yuan (US$1.5) for passenger vehicle, 20 – 40 yuan for freight vehicle, 5 yuan [...]

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December 3, 2010No Comments

Snow White commits incest? Grimm’s Fairy Tales turned hardcore and sold in China

From sina.com Snow White is hunted down by the queen, her stepmother because of incest with her father; Snow White flees into the forest and rolls in the hay with the Seven Dwarfs every night; Prince fell in love with the dead princess, for he is necrophiliac … These stories are said to be the real version of [...]

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December 2, 20102 Comments

China’s sexiest Chinese language teacher: “Beautiful and pure, demure and elegant”; netizens’ comment

From Mop.com Selected comments by users at Mop.com 专翻紫禁城的强: Why the more I look at her, the more she looks a she-male? 80后高级牛郎: “Take off your pants! I am the headmaster!” 那年炎天: Too thin, a failure. No boobs, a failure. Feigning innocence, failure of the failure! 漠漠如冰: Be a teacher and exemplar for others. Influence others [...]

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December 1, 20103 Comments

Amazing! Unable to afford rent, Beijing vagabond builds and lives in an “egg” home

Beijing vagabond, a literal translation for the Chinese word beipiao, refers to the group of people who do not have a Beijing hukou (permanent residence), who migrated to Beijing from other places of China seeking opportunities and better life. Beipiao is also a life style of being a drifter in Beijing. Dai Haifei, 24, has [...]

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November 19, 2010No Comments

Pole dancing, Superman, King Kong…China’s subways offer bizarreness and masquerades

A woman pole dancing on a subway train in Nanjing, Jiangsu was later taken away by the security. “I want to show my clean pole dance to 10 million people,” she said. A passenger said he believed the woman simply wanted to hype herself up. A robot on board Shanghai’s subway line 2 The Gorilla [...]

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November 16, 2010No Comments

8 years old skilled pickpocket girl caught on tape, Chinese netizen reactions

Candid footage. Zhengzhou street thief girl. She is at most eight or night years old. I am speechless. YouTube version: chiekeychen: This little girl is so amazing. I have to worship her. 咬电线: This is seriously immoral. tian杀的: Nobody ever bothered to remind them? chiekeychen: I was once pickpocketed by a girl at her age, [...]

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November 15, 20105 Comments

“Shocking”: 22 years old non-mainstream girl dresses like 7 years old; Chinese netizen reactions

Original post in Chinese from QQ.com: Selected comments from Chinese netizens: is_盼盼: Another one [whose mind is] poisoned by the Japanese. ツLǒvのcat: Looks much like an inflatable doll. 最美好的时光: メ乖,給祢糖: What kind of face is this? Looks like an alien. 三刀: Ringu Melody、: Fake. I actually know the person in the photos. She is still [...]

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November 7, 2010No Comments

Guangzhou’s Sex Cultural Festival 2010

This post is a complication from the following Chinese sources: Original post on 163.com original post from mop.com Click on an image below to zoom in and get a translated description.

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November 6, 20105 Comments

Chinese College mistress “price list” and contract exposed online

Original post in Chinese on Mop.com Recently, a post titled “it costs only twenty thousand yuan to keep a beautiful Shanghai college mistress” has become quite popular over the internet. The post gives price quotes of keeping beauties from some of the major colleges in Shanghai. Some of the girls are priced at as cheap [...]

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